Ladies, Are You Willing To Go Under The Laser?

Christopher A. Warner (above) says he considers himself something of a maverick, a caring physician willing to challenge medical orthodoxy in order to help women.

That’s why the 39-year-old board-certified obstetrician-gynecologist recently opened the Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Washington in a red brick townhouse off Washington Circle. There, he is building a business as the first area physician to perform controversial procedures that use a laser to enhance sexual gratification by repairing tissue damaged by childbirth, to give women a “youthful aesthetic look” or to make those who are not appear to be virgins.

The State Of . . . . Women. Vaginoplasty is just an extension of wigs and weaves and, I (rich) would argue, just an extension of teeth whitening. It’s another way to make ourselves fit an ideal. Do you think our teeth would look this way without fluorine in the water? Do you think our skin would look the same without lotions and sun block? However, tightening one’s vagina seems a little bit extreme. When viewed another way, men have Viagra and penis enlargement, so what’s the big deal about women getting a little something done? Nothing, if you ask me.