You Know You are Middle Aged When

Posted on April 30, 2008 by thestateofblog

- you don’t realize that Flo Rida is from Florida.

- you don’t know how to do Soulja Boy’s Supa Man.

-you don’t know how Soulja Boy’s Supa Man can be sexually suggestive.

- you’re favorite rap videos are on VH1.

-you still call it Secretary’s Day and don’t understand why your secretary is upset with you about missing Administrative Assistants’ Day.

- club hopping is replaced with long dinners with friends and multiple bottles of wine.

- the hangover from that wine hurts for several days

- you think 40-something women are still hot…and you may even go up to 50

- you catch yourself looking at some young chick and wondering if she’s over 15…or if it matters

- teenagers call you “Sir.”

-3 dates is a “relationship”

- you realize that you have moved up a generation closer to death

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16 Responses to “You Know You are Middle Aged When”

  1. RJEsq, on April 30th, 2008 at 3:17 pm Said:

    I love it but how sad. I’m officially middle aged at 29. :-)

  2. VDT, on April 30th, 2008 at 3:24 pm Said:

    Man, I am getting up there!

  3. MDS, on April 30th, 2008 at 3:39 pm Said:

    This is only making me feel more apprehensive about turning 30 this year. Thanks.

  4. Big Weezy, on April 30th, 2008 at 3:55 pm Said:

    - you catch yourself looking at some young chick and wondering if she’s over 15…or if it matters

    LMFAO!

    How the fcuk can I be old at 31.

  5. DG, on April 30th, 2008 at 4:13 pm Said:

    I’m not old, it just that VH1 plays the rap I want to hear! :)

  6. thestateofblog, on April 30th, 2008 at 4:18 pm Said:

    I’m glad J and I aren’t the only ones.

  7. Roderick, on April 30th, 2008 at 4:39 pm Said:

    LOL RJ. If you are middle-aged I guess l am ready for the glue factory because l will be 36 a week from tomorrow. *sigh*

  8. THE Colonized Mind, on April 30th, 2008 at 5:38 pm Said:

    Whatever!!!
    40 is the new 20!!!

  9. Locsta, on April 30th, 2008 at 5:45 pm Said:

    Hilarious. Supaman dat hoe? WTF is that all about? lol.

  10. RJEsq, on April 30th, 2008 at 5:58 pm Said:

    Colonized are you 40? Damn!

  11. boo, on April 30th, 2008 at 6:32 pm Said:

    are you saying over 40’s are not hot??????

  12. Big J, on April 30th, 2008 at 7:23 pm Said:

    Boo,

    The opposite. Over is not usually hot, but it’s lookin’ hotter…

  13. pres, on April 30th, 2008 at 9:26 pm Said:

    Uh, 40 and 50-something women have always been hot, son.

  14. the good nurse, on April 30th, 2008 at 10:30 pm Said:

    42 and counting…..and damn HOT!!!!!

  15. paul, on April 30th, 2008 at 10:59 pm Said:

    ok…this one is true for me: “- club hopping is replaced with long dinners with friends and multiple bottles of wine.”

  16. pres, on May 1st, 2008 at 11:14 am Said:

    …when you have to trim your nose hairs.

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